video and tanning salon attack cat

Recently, I came upon a large black and white cat lounging in tanning salon (slash) video store. Not only was I astonished by the sheer size of the beast,  but within a second of spreading it's three-foot frame over a video shelf containing screwball comedies such as Meatballs and Weekend at Bernies, the cat sprang to its feet as an unsuspecting dog and owner had just walked inside. Little did they know before coming in the store, with the intent of renting a romance, the terror that actually awaited them. With claws pronated and razor teeth gleaming, it flung itself on the dog like a killer whale lunges after a giant walrus. Videos went flying, cups of tanning lotion whished and sprayed in the air, Meatballs leaped from the shelf and into the garbage can, and the owner became entangled in the horror and gore-- an amazing discovery channel event one might never have the chance to witness again. The dog survived, and the cat lives on-- elongated over video shelves containing raspberry movies such as: Gigli, Catwoman, and Birdemic: Shock and Terror.